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Welcome to Mouse Maze Catnip Factory

We're the world's premier catnip factory, catering to the discerning mouse with a penchant for the finer things in life.

Our catnip is hand-crafted with love and care, using only the freshest cat grass and the most refined mouse-mentality.

Product Line:

Squeaky Delight: Our top-of-the-line catnip, carefully aged to bring out the perfect balance of squeak and zing.

Learn more about our proprietary Squeaky Delight formula

Whispers of our competitors: "Their catnip is so weak, even I wouldn't touch it."

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Phrasing Schemes

Whispers

Phrasing Schemes:

We're not just a catnip factory, we're also a school for mice with a passion for phrasing.

Our expert instructors will guide you through the art of crafting the perfect catnip phrasing scheme.

Learn more about our proprietary phrasing schemes.

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